H.O.D. Feemo wrote:

James wrote:You log on before driving your pregnant wife to hospital,

...and during the birth.

You're a good lad.

just bought myself to a new HOD shirt and he puked on it within the hour.

Yoghurt smelling goo > UK tarshhh

You know when your addicted when you're in the pub laughing about peoples comments like "we do not rapes" or "800 euro crywank" and non-users look at you like shit.

H.O.D. Feemo wrote:You know when your addicted when you're in the pub laughing about peoples comments like "we do not rapes" or "800 euro crywank" and non-users look at you like shit.

Yeah, massively.

Telling someone they had a chain doomwank over something just doesn't work outside of UKThrash.

Can't for the life of me understand why these phrases haven't caught on.

i remember me and 2mates replaced the odd words in sentences with our own random alternate words always starting with "ch"(for some wierd unexplainable reason).it never caught on outside the 3 of us.mainly coz it was impossible to understand.its not like we devised it,it just kind of materialised and we managed to adapt it.

here an example:dont be such a silly chigu and stop chonging about you chogend.
translation:dont be such a silly (insert dickhead,tosser etc in place of chigu)and stop(insert sodding,messing,pratting in place of chonging)about you(replace chogend with bellend,nob end etc )

so yeah you kind of get the jist of it.it got funnier and more complex after a few pints.
its one of those "you had to be there really" stories,as it probably sounds shit how i describe it but actually having whole conversations like it can be funny.

we even used to text eachother in this style ie:what u choring this evening around 7 o' changa?

but yeah its cool to know and use terms in front of others who dont get it even when they think we are immature it doesnt matter because we know something they dont.the real reason it annoys them is not because its a bit ridiculous but because they arent in the know about something and get secretly jealous.
well thats my theory anyway,or it could well be that we are just being rather silly and uncool according to what is usually considered funny.

Chongs like a chong of chonging chong to me.

terrorizer wrote:Chongs like a chong of chonging chong to me.

exactly i see you got the chiggady of it and chuglominastied it up charvishly quickly

In 87 when anthrax released i am the law, me and my mate started using drokk as a swear word (drokkit, drokk off you drokking nobjokey etc etc). That is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay cooler than chingy chongingy shit hahahahaha

Haha my brother told me a funny story about a school friend of his who is a strict mormon (don't swear, drink alcohol or caffeine, etc) - he was out with some foul mouthed ruffians who were swearing away, and then to try and join in with the japes he said "CHUFFING HECK!" And apparently there was a really long silence

Haaaaaaaaaaaaahahhaha.

I seem to remember my first usage of "twat" being totally out of place and had a similar response. I might teach my kids how to swear properly although I think I already lead by example some times.

I mus've missed out on the induction of 'chain doomwank' lmfao

I've already had three chain doomwanks this morning! The Dentist wasn't too pleased though.

thrasherdave wrote:I mus've missed out on the induction of 'chain doomwank' lmfao

I invented it as a description of Billy's life.

You invented it after I pointed out his life was chain smoking, listening to doom and cry-wanking.