Have you seen the cast man?

*makes pelvic thrusting motion*

Woft!

Plus, I'm a 20 year old student. I can get away with watching Hollyoaks.

Have you seen Skins? It's Hollyoaks with sex and drugs.

I don't have E4 sadly. I'd probably watch it otherwise because I really like Shameless.

There was a bird who was in Hollyoaks until about a year ago. I miss her immensely because I often fantasised about placing my balls on her forehead and have her lick my anus.

Romantic!

Metal Iain wrote:I don't have E4 sadly. I'd probably watch it otherwise because I really like Shameless.

There was a bird who was in Hollyoaks until about a year ago. I miss her immensely because I often fantasised about placing my balls on her forehead and have her lick my anus.

Your honesty is appreciated. In your fantasy have you wiped or not?

terrorizer wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:I don't have E4 sadly. I'd probably watch it otherwise because I really like Shameless.

There was a bird who was in Hollyoaks until about a year ago. I miss her immensely because I often fantasised about placing my balls on her forehead and have her lick my anus.

Your honesty is appreciated. In your fantasy have you wiped or not?

The shit, yes (including the removal of residual clumps of dry shit from my anus hair): the sweat and Tabasco sauce, no.

Did I mention that, in this very same fantasy, Roxanne McKee was forcing can after can of Carlsberg Special Brew down my throat?

God, I really must have a good think about that tonight!

I'll be blind by tomorrow morning!

James wrote:Romantic!

Romantic?

Have you ever heard a Scottish person speak before James? With accents as tragic as mine romance is quite unlikely.

Metal Iain wrote:

James wrote:Romantic!

Romantic?

Have you ever heard a Scottish person speak before James? With accents as tragic as mine romance is quite unlikely.

I'm amazed that I can even read your posts. I thought every Scotsman typed like Irving Welsh.

terrorizer wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:

James wrote:Romantic!

Romantic?

Have you ever heard a Scottish person speak before James? With accents as tragic as mine romance is quite unlikely.

I'm amazed that I can even read your posts. I thought every Scotsman typed like Irving Welsh.

Funny story there actually:

Between 2004 and 2006, my local was the pub where they filmed the 'glass over the shoulder' scene in Trainspotting. If you're ever in Glasgow's west end, it's a pub called Crosslands on Queen Margaret Drive. It's since been done up and it really isn't in a rough area at all. Well, not by Glasgow's standards but then Glasgow is the murder capital of Europe...



Still, I highly recommend you go there to get your picture taken and so forth.

But no, Scot's are deceptively intelligent although you would be hard pushed to draw this conclusion based on their spoken English.

terrorizer wrote:Have you seen Skins? It's Hollyoaks with sex and drugs.

Yeah and a butt ugly cast.

Yeah, I would watch skins, but I couldn't care less who some gay little poindexter is having nerd sex with.

If it was some super hot bird with gonzo huge boobs i may watch it. But know it is fucking bugs bunny with tits.

dude the chicks are hot!!!!cant beat posh girls.

"race war's over everybody! Whites won again!"

God I love South Park!