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Postby Spikes with blood on them on Sat Nov 10, 2007 4:17 pm

thrash metal maniac wrote::lol:

poo on


Hey Mr. Where did you get your banner from? Can you let me know and I'll chuck a few quid to him/her. This person can never be allowed with blacken blank canvass again with dire shit.
Ta Ta

I like your band though man, keep up the good work. :wank:
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Postby Metalbrew Stu on Sun Nov 11, 2007 1:45 pm

The money's for both dances. Both excellent dances
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Postby thrash metal maniac on Sun Nov 11, 2007 6:02 pm

Spikes with blood on them wrote:
thrash metal maniac wrote::lol:

poo on


Hey Mr. Where did you get your banner from? Can you let me know and I'll chuck a few quid to him/her. This person can never be allowed with blacken blank canvass again with dire shit.
Ta Ta

I like your band though man, keep up the good work. :wank:


OK, so you want to give me money, sweet, pm me and I'll give you my address!!! ;)

Not quite sure what "this person can never be allowed with blacken blank canvass again with dire shit" is supposed to mean, but yeah, you go dude!!!

And yeah I like my band name- not quite sure that the :wank: was really appropriate though....

:wank:
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Postby William Morton on Sat Dec 29, 2007 1:23 am

Actually, forget the drummer thing. I don't have to worry about the drum machine; it's tight and it does what I say - like a good woman. We'll find some peeps through shows I'm sure.
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Postby Nickligature on Sat Dec 29, 2007 8:20 pm

Drummers are overrated anyway. I use a backing track for middenheim, doesn't give me any greif with regard to helping load up bloody drum stuff haha!

Finding musicians for bands is probably the worst part of the whole process.
Now just Nick :)
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Postby William Morton on Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:30 pm

Nickligature wrote:Finding musicians for bands is probably the worst part of the whole process.


What do you have to do? Jesus! Suck someone's dick? We've got a fucking album for people to listen too! And two more yet to be recorded. Bass player no. 5 has been and gone...

... No. 1 didn't turn up, No. 2 said "I'm busy now but I'll get in touch later" so I said don't bother - he later left a paranoid message on the Jekazol myspace asking if I was gonna beat him up!?! Crazy! No. 3's girlfriend wouldn't let him do it, No. 4 was 50 years old - asked me for the "chord book?!" came round to my place saw me play 1 - yes 1 riff, his face turned white and he said "I can't do this" and left, No. 5 wants to be 'included in the writing process' and I haven't even met him yet! - so it's complete bollocks. It's Spinal fucking Tap!

Anybody been here before? :wall: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :doh: :eyes:...
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Postby MartinC on Thu Jan 24, 2008 8:02 pm

We've been through too many members, it's insane. Eventually me and Lyall just took charge of the whole thing and tyrannically fired anyone that didn't do what we wanted them to.
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Postby zykloned on Thu Jan 24, 2008 10:45 pm

In 2003 we had a solid lineup, for all of 6 gigs, before our drummer left to join a piano pop rock band. :boohoo:

So, from 2004-2007 me and the other guitar player (known as Pat the magnificent) wrote songs with me on the guitar, and him on keyboard drums. We got really good at this, I still think to this day that Pat is better on the drums using the keyboard, than many of those that we tried out, anyway, after constant writing of songs and recording little demo's, we eventually got the lovely Jon through HERE, which was a bit nice.

We took him down to jam with us, and a fella we were jamming with, named Terry the Builder. He was Terry, ..he was a builder. His drumming was mechanical and boring. Jon said afterwards that he knew a better drummer, and turns out that this guy is amazing!

They were then named Jonny the Juicer, and James the Juggernaught, and we completed this lovely lineup by cloning Donny from Nebukadnezza and cunningly naming him Donny the Dodo so that Fred and Adriano wouldn't notice :D , and that was that!

So yes Mr Morton, we (damnas) certainly have been there before!!!

It's fucking long!
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Postby Mikey on Fri Feb 22, 2008 8:26 pm

:-D

God Bless the human need for an argument, the internet would be so boring with out it.
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Postby William Morton on Sat Feb 23, 2008 12:48 am

This particular forum is the place to be for one... You never know what your gonna get. It certainly took me a while to get the jist of it. I have been on other Metal forums that are well friendly and civilised believe it or not. They are not British based.

Say no more.
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Postby MartinC on Sat Feb 23, 2008 5:40 am

Fuck off, Pakki!
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Postby William Morton on Sun Feb 24, 2008 3:59 pm

:lol: Any asian Heretic fans visiting this forum are now no more. Guaranteed.

It's true - foriegn metal correspondance on the webb is much more friendly. Fact. What do you want man? It doesn't mean this isn't a good forum - it is, it's just got a funny way of showing it's love...
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