*Generic news caster voice*
“We have received several reports of people’s remains being found in what appears to a highly corrosive acid with, you are sure this is correct? Pieces of carrot in them, wait a second what was that noise?”

“BLLLLLLEEEERRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!”

“AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”
*Scream fades and music begins*

Once a man now something more,
Back from the grave to settle a score
Raped then killed he just could not survive
Now he’s back to….VOMULISE!

Vomulator! his task is clear
To bring back horror, terror and fear!
Vomulator here to take you life
Putrid, acrid, burning and spite!

His victims left mangled, destroyed by puke.
The government had to call in the duke.
With his mission the duke then set out,
Tracking the beast he headed south.

Vomulator! his task is clear
To bring back horror, terror and fear!
Vomulator here to take you life
Putrid, acrid, burning and spite!

In the suburbs the battle was set
Vomulator and duke most violently met
A bloody battle that shook the earth to its core
When the dust settles one will be no more

Vomulator! his task is clear
To bring back horror, terror and fear!
Vomulator here to take you life
Putrid, acrid, burning and spite!

From the rubble a hand protrudes
Blistered burned and covered in goo
A torrent of vomit blasts the rubble clear
Vomulator remains grinning ear to ear

Vomulator! his task is clear
To bring back horror, terror and fear!
Vomulator here to take you life
Putrid, acrid, burning and spite!



Rather crap, but i did it in five minutes.

I think most of these are on the spot. They're all quality. But can anyoe beat 'He's a bloody bastard'?

I've been watching Gladiators on UK gold or challenge or whatever a bit recently (no simpsons thanks to richard 'minge-face' Branson) and i think you should just cover the theme song but replace the word Gladiator with Vomulator. It works, i swear!

Little evil focker, vomulator was his name,
3 foot of psychotic leprachaun, murder was his game,
slaying non-believers, emo's, goths and scroats,
with his magical pint of guiness, he'd raise amries to rip their throats,

upon the fields of emerald green, he'd spill their fickle blood,
to mutilate the heretics, limbs fall with a sickening thud,
their flesh he'd slice wide open, and slash their fringes to the floor,
this thrashing evil faerie murders trendies by the score.

vom-u-lator, evil little cunt,
vom-u-lator, he's no fuckin runt,
vom-u-lator, the angry little imp,
vom-u-lator, he hates the EMO wimp!

with his micheal flatley wardance, he stamps his feet with glee,
"fuck your chemical romance, you will die by me,
screw you bullet and your valentine, and you trivium shit,
by all the powers of the blarney, i'll dismember every eejit".


vom-u-lator, he's brutal, cruel and hard,
vom-u-lator, headbanging l'il bastard,
vom-u-lator, king of the metal horde,
vom-u-lator, the thrash metal lord!!

That one is a classic.

upon the fields of emerald green, he'd spill their fickle blood,
to mutilate the heretics, limbs fall with a sickening thud,
their flesh he'd slice wide open, and slash their fringes to the floor,
this thrashing evil faerie murders trendies by the score.

Oh, so that's how it is, is it?[/b]

Immortalicide wrote:Little evil focker, vomulator was his name,
3 foot of psychotic leprachaun, murder was his game,
slaying non-believers, emo's, goths and scroats,
with his magical pint of guiness, he'd raise amries to rip their throats,

upon the fields of emerald green, he'd spill their fickle blood,
to mutilate the heretics, limbs fall with a sickening thud,
their flesh he'd slice wide open, and slash their fringes to the floor,
this thrashing evil faerie murders trendies by the score.

vom-u-lator, evil little cunt,
vom-u-lator, he's no fuckin runt,
vom-u-lator, the angry little imp,
vom-u-lator, he hates the EMO wimp!

with his micheal flatley wardance, he stamps his feet with glee,
"fuck your chemical romance, you will die by me,
screw you bullet and your valentine, and you trivium shit,
by all the powers of the blarney, i'll dismember every eejit".


vom-u-lator, he's brutal, cruel and hard,
vom-u-lator, headbanging l'il bastard,
vom-u-lator, king of the metal horde,
vom-u-lator, the thrash metal lord!!

heres a pic of the little fecker!!!!

Immortalicide wrote:

Immortalicide wrote:Little evil focker, vomulator was his name,
3 foot of psychotic leprachaun, murder was his game,
slaying non-believers, emo's, goths and scroats,
with his magical pint of guiness, he'd raise amries to rip their throats,

upon the fields of emerald green, he'd spill their fickle blood,
to mutilate the heretics, limbs fall with a sickening thud,
their flesh he'd slice wide open, and slash their fringes to the floor,
this thrashing evil faerie murders trendies by the score.

vom-u-lator, evil little cunt,
vom-u-lator, he's no fuckin runt,
vom-u-lator, the angry little imp,
vom-u-lator, he hates the EMO wimp!

with his micheal flatley wardance, he stamps his feet with glee,
"fuck your chemical romance, you will die by me,
screw you bullet and your valentine, and you trivium shit,
by all the powers of the blarney, i'll dismember every eejit".


vom-u-lator, he's brutal, cruel and hard,
vom-u-lator, headbanging l'il bastard,
vom-u-lator, king of the metal horde,
vom-u-lator, the thrash metal lord!!

heres a pic of the little fecker!!!!

This all calls for a Vomulator concept album really.

Winner announcement! Get your faces to the first page!

I didn't win, i have nothing to live for. *Kills Self*.

Nah, well done man. Yours were the best to be fair.

Yeah those lyrics are wicked! Cant wait to hear the song now!!

I'm an idiot for missing this. Although, I would never have won. Great winning lyrics!

Yes indeed, very good, very well done!

Wow, awesome! I'm dead surprised and proud, especially as there were so many killer sets of lyrics entered! Cheers guys!

A thank you from the mighty Gama Bomb is prize enough.... plus the chance to headbang to those lyrics of course!