zykloned wrote:Ultimately, I'm a big child, and I like being able to say for the next week, 'I've done you up the arse'

as Necro would put it:one in the pink,one in the stink.

i suppose its good ammo for if things dont work out.ie:you see her in the future with her new bloke and you can sapproach them,ignoring her,but calmly say to him "shes great up the arse,ay mate?"

That's why I give her STD's!

Ha ha ha!





(For any ladies / future prospective girlfriends - I do not have STD's!)

Someone told me today that one of his mates did some girl literally up the arse in the middle of a dancefloor in a shitty nightclub in Chester, hidden from the bouncers by a crowd of drunken revellers. So that's... up the anus.

zykloned wrote:That's why I give her STD's!
Ha ha ha!

ahh man,my colleague found out a few months back that his babys mama had genital warts.he was proper stressed and feeling really down.had to go to the clinic and everything.

thing is he hadnt been sleeping with her for a few weeks and she had a new boyfriend by the time she told him.

also i went on a date with her last year(as she works in the airport shops too).her babys dad then became my colleague a few months after just by pure coincidence.
me and him sussed out who eachother were/how we knew her,after a week or so of working together,and had a wicked laugh about it/saw the funny side.
she only met with me for a drink/chat once,then the next day did the "your a nice guy but..."routine.
and after telling me she had a 2yr old kid and an ex who was still on the scene who might not be too happy with the situation etc.im glad it went no further.
not coz of him.(hes half my size and a tart)but coz of all the other shit i found out about her after he became my stock room colleague.
man its a small world.
funny shit though.well not for her of course...

thrashduck wrote:Someone told me today that one of his mates did some girl literally up the arse in the middle of a dancefloor in a shitty nightclub in Chester, hidden from the bouncers by a crowd of drunken revellers. So that's... up the anus.

That is just lovely. I cant remember who said it or on what forum now but ive heard of a man wanking at a gig.

That would be one of ours, a dirty old man shaking his flacid lovelength violently.

I'm a disciple of your avatar Feemo.

Bloody lovely boobage that is.