CV Builder
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Re: CV Builder
by thrashduck on Tue Mar 24, 2009 12:37 am
Haha, he hits whores.
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Re: CV Builder
by Metal Iain on Tue Mar 24, 2009 12:38 am
I have to start thinking about getting a better job because I fucking hate mine.
Lev, that CV looked like shit, by the way.
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Lev, that CV looked like shit, by the way.
Sam, don't cut your hair because you already look sort of like Sigourney Weaver in that picture.
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Re: CV Builder
by James on Tue Mar 24, 2009 12:50 am
Lev, what program is that CV meant to be viewed in? In Word it looks all over the shop!
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Re: CV Builder
by Herzeleid on Tue Mar 24, 2009 2:08 am
For the record, I have absolutely no plans whatsoever to cut my hair.
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Re: CV Builder
by Craig on Tue Mar 24, 2009 12:24 pm
My CV:
When I went on an industrial year preparation weekend (mock interviews, CV analysis, feedback etc) it was apparently the best one out of my group. I actually copied the basic format off my Dad's CV, but flipped it around a bit.
2009-03-24-CV.pdf- My CV
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When I went on an industrial year preparation weekend (mock interviews, CV analysis, feedback etc) it was apparently the best one out of my group. I actually copied the basic format off my Dad's CV, but flipped it around a bit.
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Re: CV Builder
by Metal Iain on Tue Mar 24, 2009 12:34 pm
How could you fail computer hardware?
My CV is nowhere near as complex as that. I really ought to spice it up a bit but I can never be arsed with additional interests etc.
My CV is nowhere near as complex as that. I really ought to spice it up a bit but I can never be arsed with additional interests etc.
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Re: CV Builder
by origamikid on Tue Mar 24, 2009 12:42 pm
At your job interview:
"ah yes craig, very good- we think you would be a great addition to our compa....wait what?
WHAT!
you support Liverpool...
...
The job position is already taken and no longer avaliable"
"ah yes craig, very good- we think you would be a great addition to our compa....wait what?
WHAT!
you support Liverpool...
...
The job position is already taken and no longer avaliable"
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Re: CV Builder
by Craig on Tue Mar 24, 2009 1:05 pm
Metal Iain wrote:How could you fail computer hardware?
Computer hardware was just the module title. The actual module included digital logic (AND, OR, NAND, NOR, XOR) etc), microprocessors, different types of processors and assembly language, so it wasn't exactly basic hardware
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Re: CV Builder
by Metal Iain on Tue Mar 24, 2009 2:02 pm
But you're supposed to be a complete computer geek...
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Re: CV Builder
by thrashduck on Tue Mar 24, 2009 9:45 pm
We're advised only to do one page basic shiz for ours, employers are lazy.
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Re: CV Builder
by Metal Iain on Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:43 am
Yeah, my sister-in-law used to recruit for Ford and she said they won't even bother considering a CV if it involves reading.
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Re: CV Builder
by Lev on Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:11 pm
James wrote:Lev, what program is that CV meant to be viewed in? In Word it looks all over the shop!
Word. But if you read my original post I explain that you foooooooool.
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