Metal Iain wrote:Yeah, it's definitely an 'AWW! AWWWW!!!!'.

It's the sort of thing you'll never live down if you do it too. If my old flat mate slags me for shitting myself, I can use his mutilated penis against him.

Herzeleid wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:Yeah, it's definitely an 'AWW! AWWWW!!!!'.

It's the sort of thing you'll never live down if you do it too. If my old flat mate slags me for shitting myself, I can use his mutilated penis against him.

Meh, I never really get jip for it.

Basically, it happened in the sexual position known as 'doggy style' I had been pounding away for some time, and it was at a point where i'd been having sex A LOT so my penis was kinda weakened anyways. You just feel this like cutting pain, but I ignored it and went on. When i'd finished there was blood, but a fair amount of it. Well, I fairly quickly realised that it was my cock dripping blood onto my girlfriends living room floor, and there it was, the broken string.

It healed in about a week.

Metal Iain wrote:Now seems like a good time to add that I got very drunk with Keith from Amok at a rugby game, fell asleep on the bus home and 'lost' my Zen*. I'm in the market for a new MP3 again... sort of. All in all, I can see myself reverting to an iPod. The Zen was cool and all, but I do like iTunes.

* As far as I remember, I woke up about 200 yards before my stop so clambered towards the front of the bus shouting 'I'M GETTING OFF! (TEE! HEE!)' However, I did have a plastic bag with magazine... supplements and a bottle of Diet Irn Bru that I threw into a field later on. My Zen may well have been in that bag...

MartinC wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:Now seems like a good time to add that I got very drunk with Keith from Amok at a rugby game, fell asleep on the bus home and 'lost' my Zen*. I'm in the market for a new MP3 again... sort of. All in all, I can see myself reverting to an iPod. The Zen was cool and all, but I do like iTunes.

* As far as I remember, I woke up about 200 yards before my stop so clambered towards the front of the bus shouting 'I'M GETTING OFF! (TEE! HEE!)' However, I did have a plastic bag with magazine... supplements and a bottle of Diet Irn Bru that I threw into a field later on. My Zen may well have been in that bag...

Last night I was working behind the bar at the pub and this middle aged guy who lives in Dubai was in drinking. He was the stupidest cunt I've ever met in my life, he doesn't know how Britain works at all. Any way, he started mouthing off about this Zen thing and he was like "IF YOU HAVE AN IPOD YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR ALL THE SONGS YOU PUT ON IT!! YOU CAN'T DOWNLOAD THINGS FOR FREE AND PUT THEM ON LIKE YOU CAN A ZEN!!". I told him to shut the fuck up and get out of my pub. So basically, Zen owners are wankers.