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Postby terrorizer on Sun Mar 11, 2007 7:50 pm

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Is this Noel Gallagher's new band?
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Postby Lee MT on Sun Mar 11, 2007 11:46 pm

Sorry, but this is basically batty as shite.
You could have got away with it 20 years ago, but nowadays you might as well just have a wank over Boy George and still be more of a man.

Their grammar and sentence construction is also poor at best.

Funnily enough, it'd be awesome if they added some comedy lyrics to it.
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Postby Metal Iain on Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:00 am

Lee MT wrote:Sorry, but this is basically batty as shite.
You could have got away with it 20 years ago, but nowadays you might as well just have a wank over Boy George and still be more of a man.

Their grammar and sentence construction is also poor at best.

Funnily enough, it'd be awesome if they added some comedy lyrics to it.


That's exactly the way the vast majority of music fans feel about Thrash. Doing a Dokken-styled band nowadays is no worse than doing a DFA-style band.

I didn't bother to check grammar and syntax because it's a MySpace page and is undoubtedly going to be riddled with spelling errors and so forth anyway.

And yes, it would be awesome if they added some comedy lyrics. Parodying the '80s is a very easy, yet effective way to make people laugh.
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Postby Destruction on Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:31 am

METHULL ISNT TO BE JOKED ABOUT POSEUR!!!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
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Postby Immortalicide on Tue Apr 17, 2007 9:52 pm

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I actually lol'd


Ive heard worse guitarists, but not seen many worse ones if you get my drift :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Immortalicide on Tue Apr 17, 2007 9:54 pm

.........and who the chuff is Gabriel anyway???? :?
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Postby James on Tue Apr 17, 2007 11:41 pm

Dunno, but it's missing a Y.

Sorry :?
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Postby thrashduck on Tue Apr 17, 2007 11:43 pm

The Angel Gabriel? Peter Gabriel? Gabrielle, the R n B woman?

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Postby GoreBastard on Thu Apr 19, 2007 5:11 pm

They've got 3 lead guitarists and no vocalist, the twats.

Saying that, this stuff can be pretty cool. I always end up listening to shit like LA Guns, Cinderella, Shark Island etc, when I'm totally fucking wasted so yeah... Long live 80's hair metal!
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