WHITE THRASH wrote:Oh, my. There's some beauties in that response.
Metal Iain wrote:I'm sorry, but you do not get to call someone a prick
Yes, I do. It's legal.
Do you take everything you read at face value?
WHITE THRASH wrote:Metal Iain wrote:such a horrendous name
so, your opinion on what constitutes a nice name is final. Please send me your opinions on everything on earth, and I'll change to conform to them also.
I'm working on it!
Drafting my manifesto has taken a little bit longer than anticipated because everything I say is so righteous that I have to celebrate by having 8 cans of something strong.
WHITE THRASH wrote:Metal Iain wrote:Remember, you're talking about your daughter here; not a cat
Christ. Really? Yet another eye-opener for me. Abigail is still a fairly regular name. If I called her "LaRoque" or "Doctor Landau", then this may cause her problems. How the fuck would 'Abigail' be detrimental to a female? Only in the sub-par mind of "Metal" Iain.
It's also a crap name. The fact that you could live with yourself after naming your daughter Abigail speaks volumes about you. Mind you, she could always shorten it to Abbey.
I'm sorry, but my mind is exponentially more complex and flawless than the average mind, that even trying to contemplate it's splendour will make your rectum prolapse and your pours haemorrhage.
WHITE THRASH wrote:Metal Iain wrote:Blackie Lawless, sure enough, is far more talented than King Diamond
"Talent" is too subjective to bother discussing.
I disagree; nothing is too subjective to bother discussing.
WHITE THRASH wrote:Metal Iain wrote:fat swamp-donkey with no friends
Is that what a King Diamond fan looks like? Any time you want to compare health and IQ with me, just let me know. And 'actual' friends too.
It's what female King Diamond fans look like, yes. In fact, most women who like Metal of any description are fat swamp-donkeys. I'm surprised you haven't noticed.
Why would I want to compare health or IQ with you? Seeing as I've had a liver transplant and am also a borderline alcoholic, comparing health with anyone seems like a bit of a pointless exercise as all the other people I know of in my situation, with the exception of Larry Hagman, are dead.
Why would I want to compare my IQ, or number of friends for that matter, to yours? I'd rather compare knob size seeing as that's a far more legitimate method of determining one's place in the social hierarchy. I generally go out of my way to piss off people with a higher IQ and more friends than me but I'd be pretty hesitant about slagging someone off if they had a bigger knob than me.
Think of the shame of losing a public knob-size comparison. It's for more scary than looking less 'clever' or popular.
WHITE THRASH wrote:Metal Iain wrote:Can you not just call her Emma, Kate or Sarah like a normal person would
That is just INCREDIBLE. My God, you're RIGHT! I should do what everbody else in society does. Thinking for oneself is such a waste of time. After all, the people in life who do their own thing, are just plain swamp-donkeys, whatever that means. You are actually suggesting alternative names for someone you've never met's child. Awesome.
It's YOUR 2.4 kids people should be feeling sorry for. They'll grow up to scared to be anything other than a Jones-family robot.
Anyway, can't believe I replied that much. Bored now. Need a 'yawn' smiley.
It is where names are concerned. Why give your child a freakish name. It'll just lead to them being bullied at school.
A swamp-donkey is a term coined by someone whom I've never met to use as a put-down for fat, ugly and generally horrible girls. I found it rather amusing and I use it almost as often as the words 'degenerate' and 'goon'.
I love helping people. That's why I'm providing my free consultation regarding your would-be daughter's name. I still don't think you should call her Abigail. Sarah is a much nicer name.
No, they'll grow up not to be complete swamp-donkeys with silly names.
We need a 'degenerate goon swamp-donkey' smiley.
