Destruction wrote:Immortalicide wrote:Destruction wrote:Cucumber, what's that bollocks about aswell.
Cucumbers are great fun, and not for eating either!!! My wife and i used one once in our lurrrve making , and it was great to watch. I did wake up at 2 in the morning to hear her on the point of orgasm again next to me in our bed, however, it was just the cucumber repeating on her
hahahah oh jesus, reminds me of being 13 and discovering the wonders of internet porn. Ah memories
Oh yes, I remember my first cucumber porn! Oh the joy.
I often say that if I had a fanny, I'd stick everything up it.
"Where's the remote?"
"Sorry, it's up my fanny"