It's bloody funny. Someone find it.

Lev - Pulverizer wrote:It's bloody funny. Someone find it.

You can see it on www.wowomg.com

I've fallen asleep on the loo whilst pissed. Was a little bit worrying because it was my friend's parents' house. Fortunately I woke up at about four in the morning so I didn't interrupt their weekly routine.

It's not even mid-day yet and I've already had 3 poos today. The last one was a messy affair.

I've yet to do my first because I'm scared of what might happen. I was drinking Guinness all night and had a pizza on the way home from the pub so there's going to be a lot to come out. That and it'll have the consistency of tar and I can't be bothered trying to get it all out.

Well, i just dida poo, and it slipped out of the pan so there was nothing there. Go to clean my arse... no mess. Its happened in the past, i must have done something right.

That's called an angle shit in our circle.

My pooing is not a regular thing. Used to be once a day standard, but now I work all the time, I just don't have the time to indulge in such things. Sometimes I'll think to myself "oh yeah, i needed a poo yesterday morning." Guinness ensures a morning poo though. And a black one at that.

It doesn't for me. The only thing that messes with the colour of my shit is birthday cake and red wine. I suppose my shits are slightly irregular on hangover days but the prospect of turning round to look at a shit when you're hungover is too much to contemplate.

I just fancy some guinness now

Thing about Guinness is that it's shite from the bottle or the can so drinking it at home is a bit crap.

Metal Iain wrote:Thing about Guinness is that it's shite.

Fixed.

Metal Iain wrote:Thing about Guinness is that it's shite from the bottle or the can so drinking it at home is a bit crap.

yeah it just dosen't feel right in a can, I mean you wouldn't expect to see some chavs on a street corner swigging on their can of Guinness. it's just weird

Metalbrew Stu wrote:That's called an angle shit in our circle.

Ive always known that as a 'hollywood ending'

Opposite of a bollywood ending.

Croms disease

Crom stong on his mountain.