Why would you torture an Emo? They cut themselves.
Make them some nice soup and tell them life will get better.
death to posers!
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Re: death to posers!
by H.O.D. Feemo on Mon Jun 09, 2008 6:34 pm
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Re: death to posers!
by thrashduck on Mon Jun 09, 2008 6:40 pm
Throw a Daily Mail at them, and then in mutual showing of hatred, both shit on it.
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Re: death to posers!
by thrash metal maniac on Tue Jun 10, 2008 11:09 am
brilliantI think I'd just tell them all to stop being quite so gay, and maybe listen to some real music
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Re: death to posers!
by Dian Wei on Tue Jun 10, 2008 12:06 pm
I think zurab would cast a spell on them using his sorcerer's powers.
"Flesh Flail!"
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"Flesh Flail!"
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Re: death to posers!
by Steve on Tue Jun 10, 2008 1:25 pm
I'd just tell them to moan to someone who cares, that'd get to them
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Re: death to posers!
by Vision on Tue Jun 10, 2008 6:16 pm
zurabmelua wrote:okay let your imagination run wild, id like to hear very sick, twisted and imaginative ways of killing and /or torturing emos and what thrash metal song would you have playing in the background
We should tie you to a chair and force you to listen to My Chemical Romance on repeat for 40hours. I think that would be a fun game.
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Re: death to posers!
by Bloodkrishna on Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:20 pm
Vision wrote:zurabmelua wrote:okay let your imagination run wild, id like to hear very sick, twisted and imaginative ways of killing and /or torturing emos and what thrash metal song would you have playing in the background
We should tie you to a chair and force you to listen to My Chemical Romance on repeat for 40hours. I think that would be a fun game.
I actually love their lastest album
such a great pop rock album
I think that is a year best release
please please don't torture me!
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Re: death to posers!
by Dian Wei on Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:22 pm
We could never torture you BK, we love you too much.
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Re: death to posers!
by STD_Caps on Wed Jun 11, 2008 4:49 pm
Maybe a little nipple-twist.
"And what about the churches and all their wealth
There's an unseen fortune under their belts
Are golden temples a symbol of God's way
This horde of wealth is a sickening display"
There's an unseen fortune under their belts
Are golden temples a symbol of God's way
This horde of wealth is a sickening display"
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Re: death to posers!
by Dian Wei on Wed Jun 11, 2008 9:20 pm
or a chinese burn............... i feel ashamed.
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Re: death to posers!
by Immortalicide on Wed Jun 11, 2008 9:31 pm
Shave all the hair from his body and sell him to gary glitter, so he could be in his gang. 
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Re: death to posers!
by James on Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:46 pm
Atom wrote:A light tickling?
With an electric metal glove?
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Re: death to posers!
by H.O.D. Feemo on Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:46 pm
Would that make it just a burn then?
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