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Re: Remember when The Simpsons was good

Postby Metal Iain on Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:36 pm

James wrote:One of my all time favs:

- Well, look at the wonders of the computer age now...
- "Wonders" Lisa, or blunders?
- I think that was implied by what I said.
- "Implied" Lisa, or implode?


- How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
- SEVEN!
- No, dad, it's a rhetorical question.
- Rhetorical, eh? EIGHT!
- Dad, do you even know what rhetorical means?
- Do I know what rhetorical means?!
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Re: Remember when The Simpsons was good

Postby H.O.D. Feemo on Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:37 pm

It was the blurst of times?

PREEEMIUMM..... DUUUUUUUUDE.
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Re: Remember when The Simpsons was good

Postby MartinC on Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:48 pm

If your nose bleeds, it means you're picking it too much... or not enough.
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Re: Remember when The Simpsons was good

Postby Lev on Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:54 pm

Hi Supernintendo Chalmers!

Ralph's a good lad like.
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Re: Remember when The Simpsons was good

Postby James on Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:56 pm

H.O.D. Feemo wrote:It was the blurst of times?


Haha, I actually think of that line every time I go to work at the museum, as one of the display boards says "it was the best of times, it was the worst of times..."

Others...

"The ironing is delicious!"

"Mr Buuuuurns, try to land on Leonard's carcaaaaaaass!!"
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Re: Remember when The Simpsons was good

Postby Lev on Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:01 am

Hello, my name is Mr Burns, I believe you have a letter for me

Okay Mr Burns, and what is your first name?

...I don't knoow.
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Re: Remember when The Simpsons was good

Postby thrashduck on Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:13 am

Patterson: I can't believe what I'm hearing.
Homer: Well you better turn up your hearing aid, Pops!
Patterson: Pops? I'm only 2 years older than you.
Homer: Do we want old-man Patterson here with his finger on the button?
Patterson: WHAT BUTTON!? What the hell are you talking about?!
Homer: (mocking) Wha..wha..what button? Where am I? Who took my false teeth?
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Re: Remember when The Simpsons was good

Postby James on Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:14 am

- Skinner, you're fired!
- ...I'm sorry, did you just call me a liar?!
- No, I said you're fired.
- Oh I see. That's much worse.
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Re: Remember when The Simpsons was good

Postby Lev on Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:20 am

Don't chase me I am full of chocalit!
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Re: Remember when The Simpsons was good

Postby MartinC on Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:24 am

Homer: Oh Lisa, there's no record of a hurricane ever hitting Springfield.
Lisa: Yes, but the records only go back to 1978 when the hall of records was mysteriously blown away.
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Re: Remember when The Simpsons was good

Postby MartinC on Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:25 am

Marge: Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme?
Homer: Never, Marge. Never. I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"
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Re: Remember when The Simpsons was good

Postby James on Tue Apr 21, 2009 1:17 am

Skinner: Come on children, do you want to act like the real UN, or do you just want to squabble and waste time?
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Re: Remember when The Simpsons was good

Postby The Fourth Norseman on Tue Apr 21, 2009 1:50 am

i can't believe how good the simpsons used to be, and how shit it is now
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Re: Remember when The Simpsons was good

Postby Lev on Tue Apr 21, 2009 9:39 am

This thread has made me realise I don't dislike The Simpsons as much as I thought I did.
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Re: Remember when The Simpsons was good

Postby Metal Iain on Tue Apr 21, 2009 1:10 pm

Bart: I didn't think it was physically possible but this both sucks and blows.
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