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Postby thrash metal maniac on Tue Feb 20, 2007 12:42 pm

lyallthomas wrote:Not to rub it in or owt, but i heard about the virgin crying here.

I fuck this every night....

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.c ... ID=2018848


Meh, she aint all that...
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Postby jonny_boy34 on Tue Feb 20, 2007 1:57 pm

I'm really nice.
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Postby Immortalicide on Tue Feb 20, 2007 4:03 pm

Forget sex!!! Collect metal records. Ive never been let down by a record, but women....pah!!!! :lol:
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Postby demonic-dave on Tue Feb 20, 2007 5:43 pm

lyallthomas wrote:Not to rub it in or owt, but i heard about the virgin crying here.

I fuck this every night....

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.c ... ID=2018848


I am really pleased for you, i am feeling very sarcastic at the moment, are you bringing her to the gig at the snooty in March.
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Postby terrorizer on Tue Feb 20, 2007 10:06 pm

lyallthomas wrote:Not to rub it in or owt, but i heard about the virgin crying here.

I fuck this every night....

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.c ... ID=2018848


I can't access this at work, is this a photograph of your right hand?
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Postby The Fourth Norseman on Tue Feb 20, 2007 10:44 pm

terrorizer wrote:
lyallthomas wrote:Not to rub it in or owt, but i heard about the virgin crying here.

I fuck this every night....

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.c ... ID=2018848


I can't access this at work, is this a photograph of your right hand?
:lol:
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Postby James on Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:38 pm

Immortalicide wrote:Ive never been let down by a record


Never? :shock: Lucky for some
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Postby Styxx on Wed Feb 21, 2007 3:58 am

lyallthomas wrote:Not to rub it in or owt, but i heard about the virgin crying here.

I fuck this every night....

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.c ... ID=2018848


What, even when she's on?

....Unpleasent


Immortalicide wrote:Forget sex!!! Collect metal records. Ive never been let down by a record, but women....pah!!!! :lol:


That's a great idea! Plus, I can fit in the hole in the middle of a record....

...I mean CD...

...Wait, that's not much better...*




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Postby Destruction on Wed Feb 21, 2007 7:03 pm

Perhaps you mean those 7" 45s that have the big holes in them.

That wasn't supposed to be an Innuendo either... :eyes:
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Postby jonny_boy34 on Wed Feb 21, 2007 8:54 pm

Mine's massive, and it ain't made of plastic.
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Postby Styxx on Thu Feb 22, 2007 1:49 am

Destruction wrote:Perhaps you mean those 7" 45s that have the big holes in them.

That wasn't supposed to be an Innuendo either... :eyes:


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Postby James on Thu Feb 22, 2007 1:53 am

jonny_boy34 wrote:Mine's massive, and it ain't made of plastic.


:lol: Office reference noted!
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Postby Metal Iain on Thu Feb 22, 2007 1:55 am

James wrote:
jonny_boy34 wrote:Mine's massive, and it ain't made of plastic.


:lol: Office reference noted!


The Office?

*feels sick*
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Postby Hostile on Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:48 am

I'd fuck a retard if I could get it to fucking lie still.
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Postby STD_Caps on Thu Feb 22, 2007 11:56 pm

Hostile, that is a pile of wrongness. Sedate em, man, always sedate 'em.
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