Late night wanking

by **STD_Caps** on Mon Jun 09, 2008 10:17 pm

I feel horny.

by **GoreBastard** on Tue Jun 10, 2008 12:44 am

James wrote:Has anyone ever had what I will dub a "lol wank"? This means when you have a wank but for some reason it makes you laugh.

A few years back I was finishing off in the bathroom and my foot kicked one of those door stopper springs, and it made the most hilarious and well-timed cartoon "boing" sound!

I've had a few lol wanks.
I was given a pair of really shitty of rip-off Calvin Klein boxers for a present a while back, but after wearing them for just one day they became ripped and covered in holes. I was pissed off at how crap and cheap they were, so while I was driving home I had a drive wank into them to show them who was boss... It was funny.

Now that I've got no car I have to walk home from work, so a few weeks ago I tried having a pocket wank, but couldn't get it going.

And those springy door stops are fucking awesome!

by **caspio** on Tue Jun 10, 2008 12:53 am

haha I've had a similar moment with a "springy doorstop" and countless other non wank related moments too!

by **GoreBastard** on Tue Jun 10, 2008 5:01 am

I was gonna reply with another wank story but I just tried smacking a fly out of mid air and fucked my arm up with whiplash, so I'm just typing that instead.

by **Creeping Dan** on Tue Jun 10, 2008 8:33 am

GoreBastard wrote: not the music school job with children!!!

by **Andy Slazbian** on Mon Jun 16, 2008 12:48 am

Metal Iain wrote:See what's horrible: if, like me, you wank whilst your lying down and you end up with jizz in your belly button. I guess it's funny when you've not had one in a while and your spray is so powerful that you end up with jizz on your chest.

My worst experience in recent times was when I was staying in a hostel in Estonia. I had a Bulgarian room-mate who never seemed to go out. After four days I had to wank into the sink. I warned my mate mainly because it was the biggest payload I've ever seen come out of my knob. I don't think I'd gone without a wank for more than three days since I was 13.

Been in that scenario and got it in my eye, I feel your pain there my friend

by **danny** on Fri Jun 20, 2008 9:43 pm

Wanking watching porn is great but I love going to the loo at work for a quick one too. For some reason I get so horny during the day. I think it may have a lot to do with a female friend who comes over to speak to another female friend but wears such sexy office gear without looking slutty or showing too much. Either showing a bit of leg just up to the knee or wearing trousers and showing a little bit of cleavage. I am sure she wears the gear too, believe me I have studied. Knocked one out loads once she has been round. The best bit is that I am sure that she doesn't have a clue and because I don't really speak to her nicely much she would never guess. I just pray she never leaves!

by **Bangover** on Fri Jun 20, 2008 10:09 pm

danny wrote:I am sure she wears the gear too, believe me I have studied.....I don't really speak to her nicely much she would never guess.

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