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Re: Lovely Boys Holiday

Postby ribbons69 on Sun Apr 27, 2008 3:34 pm

Metal Iain wrote:Do we buggery, the Australians are an uncivilised bunch of drunks and thugs. They're just like the Irish but their accent is slightly less irritating.


Pot,kettle,black Scotch?
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Re: Lovely Boys Holiday

Postby Metal Iain on Sun Apr 27, 2008 7:01 pm

ribbons69 wrote:
Metal Iain wrote:Do we buggery, the Australians are an uncivilised bunch of drunks and thugs. They're just like the Irish but their accent is slightly less irritating.


Pot,kettle,black Scotch?


Don't be fucking daft, ya wee ponce!

Compared to the English, Scots are positively civilized. All English people support Leeds United and have stabbed at least three Turks each. Scots, on the other hand, tend to just keep themselves to themselves and try to avoid cocky English poseurs.
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Re: Lovely Boys Holiday

Postby thrashduck on Sun Apr 27, 2008 7:07 pm

Metal Iain wrote:
ribbons69 wrote:
Metal Iain wrote:Do we buggery, the Australians are an uncivilised bunch of drunks and thugs. They're just like the Irish but their accent is slightly less irritating.


Pot,kettle,black Scotch?


Don't be fucking daft, ya wee ponce!

Compared to the English, Scots are positively civilized. All English people support Leeds United and have stabbed at least three Turks each. Scots, on the other hand, tend to just keep themselves to themselves and try to avoid cocky English poseurs.


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Re: Lovely Boys Holiday

Postby Dian Wei on Sun Apr 27, 2008 9:03 pm



An accurate depiction of a Scotch person.
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Re: Lovely Boys Holiday

Postby Metal Iain on Sun Apr 27, 2008 9:07 pm

Dian Wei wrote:

An accurate depiction of a Scotch person.


And this would be the English equivalent.

That Wine Gums advert is fucking ancient.

EDIT: The guy's sporran is fucking gant too.
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Re: Lovely Boys Holiday

Postby boovidge on Sun Apr 27, 2008 9:09 pm

Dian Wei wrote:

An accurate depiction of a Scotch person.



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Re: Lovely Boys Holiday

Postby Dian Wei on Sun Apr 27, 2008 9:12 pm

I've actually decided that you are the person from the Wine gums advert. It explains so much.
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Re: Lovely Boys Holiday

Postby Metal Iain on Sun Apr 27, 2008 9:16 pm

Dian Wei wrote:I've actually decided that you are the person from the Wine gums advert. It explains so much.


Me?

If so, do you imply that I am an eccentric millionaire laird that dances around his manor whilst eating sweats that are seemingly laced with LSD?

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Re: Lovely Boys Holiday

Postby Dian Wei on Sun Apr 27, 2008 9:19 pm

Yeah sure why not, it is as plausible as the ludicrous e-personality you have tried to create for yourself here.
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Re: Lovely Boys Holiday

Postby Metal Iain on Sun Apr 27, 2008 9:31 pm

Haha!

The e-personality is a great thing.

Mind you, you and your friends have been complicit in its creation by embracing the Scotch Eggs thing.
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Re: Lovely Boys Holiday

Postby Dian Wei on Sun Apr 27, 2008 9:37 pm

We love you really Scotch Iain, you have just been taking it a little too far recently.

Now let us arrange to get gloriously drunk and offend some local people with our frankly uncouth actions.

I call public urination.
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Re: Lovely Boys Holiday

Postby MartinC on Sun Apr 27, 2008 9:55 pm

Going on holiday together would be shit.
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Re: Lovely Boys Holiday

Postby Dian Wei on Sun Apr 27, 2008 9:59 pm

Lies, you know it would actually be amazing.

Plus think of the skirt martin, the skirt!!!
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Re: Lovely Boys Holiday

Postby MartinC on Sun Apr 27, 2008 10:03 pm

I am thinking of the skirt and mainly how everyone apart from me would repel them.
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Re: Lovely Boys Holiday

Postby James on Sun Apr 27, 2008 10:07 pm

Especially Iain with his gant sporran!
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