Atom wrote:A woman I found in the center of Ealing Broadway WITH A CHICKEN. She was feeding it with seeds from a pouch.

Ealing is a very strange place from what I've seen!!! Hairy ears chip man!!!

He has a picture of you on his filthy wall now Harris!

What I did to Martin when he passed out in my presence.

I look adorable.

^^^^

Atom wrote:He has a picture of you on his filthy wall now Harris!

?!??!

Herzeleid wrote:

What I did to Martin when he passed out in my presence.

AHEM!!!!!

This is what I get for scratching my anus and making my mate smell my fingers in public. I came home and passed out so he did this (avec tomato pureé):

(avec tomato pureé)

Sure.

MartinC wrote:

(avec tomato pureé)

Sure.

Well, it's slightly too red to be shit and not nearly pasty enough to be spooge. Still, I'm relying on his word that it was tomato pureé. As far as I know it could have been Raccoon vomit...

oxfordrocks wrote:Styxx;
I was in the gloc on monday evening, have'nt been there for a while-(trying to avoid an ex g/f.)
Way too many EMO bands on the juke box, but still the only rock pub in the "City of Dreaming Spires".
Anyone passing through should check it out.
http://www.myspace.com/thegloucesterarms

MAP

Ah tits, when did they put emo on the jukebox? Haven't been there in a long long time, way too long. Am living in Newcastle at the moment you see. You should head over to Bicester and check out the Hobgoblin there. It's a shite town, but the pub kicks some ass

What a real man! He goes on for ages.

terrorizer wrote:

What a real man! He goes on for ages.

Yeah, he's pretty good with others too:

those pics are funny as fuck!!!!

i think i have one somewhere of good ol Kermit rolling a spliff

oh the wonders of technology!