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Postby Dian Wei on Mon Jul 09, 2007 11:50 am

And so the paint wars began.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.

Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
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Postby thrash metal maniac on Mon Jul 09, 2007 12:03 pm

new thread for paint wars?
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Postby jonny_boy34 on Mon Jul 09, 2007 1:19 pm

:lol:

I just can't wait to see what Jamie comes up with in retaliation...
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Postby Metalbrew Stu on Mon Jul 09, 2007 1:46 pm

I think that this is just a way for James and Jamie to look at horrible cock porn.
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Postby Styxx on Mon Jul 09, 2007 1:49 pm

Metalbrew Stu wrote:I think that this is just a way for James and Jamie to look at horrible cock porn.


Well sussed sir!
I'm going to
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
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Postby James on Mon Jul 09, 2007 4:53 pm

Resilience Records wrote:Image


Check out this courgette my mum picked at her vegetable allotment today:

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Postby MartinC on Mon Jul 09, 2007 5:17 pm

There's way too much cock action on this forum.
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Postby Steve on Mon Jul 09, 2007 7:52 pm

There's more cock action here than a power metal forum! :doh:
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Postby Dian Wei on Mon Jul 09, 2007 8:02 pm

And thus a new slogan was born. UK Thrash: More cocks than the power metal forum.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.

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Postby Styxx on Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:07 am

Dammit, you beat me to it!

Back on track...

UK Thrash: Hammering the hetrosexuality out of you
I'm going to
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
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Postby Dian Wei on Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:13 am

Uk Thrash: We have a gaids epidemic.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.

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Postby Styxx on Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:18 am

UK Thrash: There's nothing like a steaming hot quarter pounder in your ass
I'm going to
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
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Postby Dian Wei on Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:23 am

UK Thrash: GAY!
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.

Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
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Postby Steve on Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:00 am

UK Thrash: More gay than DragonForce
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Postby thrashduck on Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:50 pm

UKThrash: Home to gay pornos.
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